The Central Ohio Unorganized Militia The COUM is not a political organization and does not promote any candidates or political parties. We do not condone terrorism and will not associate with anyone who does. We refuse to have anything to do with explosives, plots against the government or its citizenry, or ANY illegal or immoral acts. I SOLEMNLY SWEAR (OR AFFIRM): that I will, to the best of my ability, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, both foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; that I take this obligation freely and without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion; that I will obey lawful orders of civilian authorities and any officers they may appoint over me; and that I am prepared to give my life if necessary to uphold my oath and to defend the Constitution of the United States.